How to play Not Today Either
- Every Monday Javi opens fronts: visit plans like Saturday at the zoo or Vega's birthday.
- Block them with five kinds of excuse: Sick, Leisure, Travel, Logistics and Paperwork, aimed at each visit's weakness.
- Play cards face down so Javi cannot tell what to break, set traps and throw bluffs.
- Javi fights back with the paediatrician, the locksmith, the family mediator and a shared calendar, and announces tomorrow's move (sometimes he lies).
- Answer the parents' group chat to raise your Neighbourhood Prestige.
- At the end of each month, face a turn-based trial against the evidence Javi has piled up.
What's in it
- 5 acts, from Domestic Skirmishes to The Great Abandonment Trial, and 2 endings.
- 100+ illustrated cards and 15 combos, with booster packs, trial loot, upgrades and rarities.
- A lawyer, Mr Buitrago, who sells cards under the table.
- Three game speeds; a Normal run takes about 1 h 45 min. Autosaves at the start of each month.
- English and Spanish.
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Questions players ask
Is Not Today Either free?
Yes. It is free and plays in your browser on this page.
How long is Not Today Either?
About 1 hour 45 minutes at Normal speed, with three speeds to choose from.
How many endings are there?
2, across 5 acts.
What languages does it support?
English and Spanish.
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